i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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