Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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