No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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