is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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