i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The power of my boobs compel you
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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