In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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