So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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