that's an acceptable place to lick
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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