This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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