Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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