yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I have already put on my inside pants.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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