I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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