I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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