Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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