Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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