I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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