she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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