i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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