Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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