Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The struggles of a small town man whore
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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