Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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