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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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