Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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