Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
There are leaves in my underwear?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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