thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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