she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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