Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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