Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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