how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i think i have two assholes
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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