The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
