I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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