Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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