I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you will always have a special place in my vag
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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