On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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