yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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