I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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