My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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