Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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