dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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