You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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