Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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