Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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