I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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