Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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