it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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