no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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