I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
even my farts smell like vagina
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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