what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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