In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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