Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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