every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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